The
Most Incredible Thing
By Hans Christian Andersen
(1872)
The one who could do the most incredible
thing should
have the king's daughter and the half of his
kingdom.
The young men, and even the old ones,
strained all their
thoughts, sinews, and muscles ; two ate
themselves to
death, and one drank until he died, to do
the most incredible
thing according to their own taste, but it
was not in this
way it was to be done. Little boys in the
streets practised
spitting on their own backs, they considered
that the most
incredible thing.
On a certain day an exhibition was to be
held of what
each had to show as the most incredible. The
judges who
were chosen were children from three years
old to people
up in the sixties. There was a whole
exhibition of incredible
things, but all soon agreed that the most
incredible was
a huge clock in a case marvellously designed
inside and out.
On the stroke of every hour living figures
came out,
which showed what hour was striking : there
were twelve
representations in all, with moving figures
and with music
and conversation.
' That was the most incredible thing,' the
people said.
The clock struck one, and Moses stood on the
mountain
and wrote down on the tables of the law the
first commandment, There is only one true
God.
The clock struck two, and the garden of Eden
appeared,
where Adam and Eve met, happy both of them,
without
having so much as a wardrobe ; they did not
need one
either.
On the stroke of three, the three kings from
the East
were shown ; one of them was coal-black, but
he could not
help that, the sun had blackened him. They
came with
incense and treasures.
On the stroke of four came the four seasons
: spring with
a cuckoo on a budding beech-bough ; summer
with a grasshopper on a stalk of ripe corn ; autumn with
an empty
stork's nest the birds were flown ; winter
with an old
crow which could tell stories in the
chimney-corner, old
memories.
When the clock struck five, the five senses
appeared
sight as a spectacle-maker, hearing as a
coppersmith, smell
sold violets and woodruff, taste was cook,
and feeling was
an undertaker with crape down to his heels.
The clock struck six ; and there sat a
gambler who threw
the dice, and the highest side was turned up
and showed
six.
Then came the seven days of the week, or the
seven
deadly sins, people were not certain which ;
they belonged
to each other and were not easily
distinguished.
Then came a choir of monks and sang the
eight o'clock
service.
On the stroke of nine came the nine muses ;
one was
busy with astronomy ; one with historical
archives ; the
others belonged to the theatre.
On the stroke of ten, Moses again came
forward with
the tables of the law, on which stood all
God's commandments, and they were ten.
The clock struck again ; then little boys
and girls
danced and hopped about. They played a game,
and
sang, ' Two and two and seven, the clock has
struck
eleven.'
When twelve struck the watchman appeared
with his
fur cap and halberd : he sang the old watch
verse :
"Twas at the midnight hour
Our Saviour He was born."
And while he sang, roses grew and changed
into angelheads borne on rainbow-coloured wings.
It was charming to hear, and lovely to see.
The whole
was a matchless work of art the most
incredible thing,
every one said.
Ttie designer of it was a young man, good
-hearted and
happy as a child, a true friend, and good to
his old parents ;
he deserved the Princess and the hilf of the
kingdom.
The day of decision arrived ; the whole of
the town had
a holiday, and the Princess sat on the
throne, which had
got new horse-hair, but which was not any
more comfortable. The judges round about looked very
knowingly at
the one who was to win, and he stood glad
and confident ;
his good fortune was certain, he had made
the most
incredible thing.
' No, I shall do that now ! ' shouted just
then a long
bony fellow. ' I am the man for the most
incredible thing
and he swung a great axe at the work of art.
' Crash, crash ! ' and there lay the whole
of it. Wheels
and springs flew in all directions ;
everything was destroyed.
' That / could do ! ' said the man. ' My
work has overcome his and overcome all of you. I have
done the most
incredible thing.'
' To destroy such a work of art ! ' said the
judges.
' Yes, certainly that is the most incredible
thing.'
All the people said the same, and so he was
to have the
Princess and the half of the kingdom, for a
promise is
a promise, even if it is of the most
incredible kind.
It was announced with trumpet-blast from the
ramparts
and from all the towers that the marriage
should be
celebrated. The Princess was not quite
pleased about
it, but she looked charming and was
gorgeously dressed.
The church shone with candles ; it shows
best late in the
evening. The noble maidens of the town sang
and led
the bride forward ; the knights sang and
accompanied the
bridegroom. He strutted as if he could never
be broken.
Now the singing stopped and one could have
heard a pin
fall, but in the midst of the silence the
great church door
flew open with a crash and clatter, and boom
! boom ! the
whole of the clock-work came marching up the
passage and
planted itself between the bride and
bridegroom. Dead
men cannot walk again, we know that very
well, but
a work of art can walk again ; the body was
knocked to
pieces, but not the spirit ; the spirit of
the work walked,
and that in deadly earnest.
The work of art stood there precisely as if
it were whole
and untouched. The hours struck, the one
after the other,
up to twelve, and the figures swarmed
forward ; first
Moses : flames of fire seemed to flash from
his forehead ;
he threw the heavy stone tables down on the
feet of the
bridegroom and pinned them to the church
floor.
I cannot lift them again,' said Moses, '
you have
knocked my arm off ! Stand as you stand now '
Then came Adam and Eve, the wise men from
the East,
and the four Seasons ; each of these told
him unpleasant
truths, and said ' For shame ! '
But he was not in the least ashamed.
All the figures which each stroke of the
clock had to
exhibit came out of it, and all increased to
a terrible size ;
there seemed scarcely to be room for the
real people ;
and when at the stroke of twelve the
watchman appeared
with his fur cap and halberd, there was a
wonderful com-
motion ; the watchman walked straight up to
the bridegroom and struck him on the forehead with
his halberd.
' Lie there,' he said, ' like for like ! we
are avenged and
our master as well ! we vanish ! '
And so the whole work disappeared ; but the
candles
round about in the church became great
bouquets, and the
gilded stars on the ceiling of the church
sent out long,
clear beams, and the organ played of itself.
All the people
said it was the most incredible thing they
had ever ex-
perienced.
c Will you then summon the right one ! '
said the Princess,
' the one who made the work of art ; let him
be my lord
and husband.'
And he stood in the church with the whole of
the people
for his retinue. All were glad and all
blessed him ; there
was not one who was jealous and that was the
most
incredible thing of all. |