The
Goblin and the Huckster
By Hans Christian Andersen
(1853)
There was once a regular student : he lived
in a garret, and nothing at all belonged to
him ; but there was also once a regular
huckster : he lived on the ground floor, and
the whole house was his ; and the Goblin
lodged with him, for here, every
Christmas-eve, there was a dish of porridge,
with a great piece of butter floating in the
middle. The huckster could give that, and
consequently the Goblin stuck to the
huckster's shop, and that was very
interesting.
One evening the student came through the
back door to buy candles and cheese for
himself. He had no one to send, and that 's
why he came himself. He procured what he
wanted and paid for it, and the huckster and
his wife both nodded a ' good evening ' to
him ; and the woman was one who could do
more than merely nod she had an immense
power of tongue ! And the student
nodded too, and then suddenly stood still,
reading the sheet of paper in which the
cheese had been wrapped. It was a leaf torn
out of an old book, a book that ought not to
have been torn up, a book that was full of
poetry.
' There lies
more of it,' said the huckster : ' I gave an
old woman a few coffee beans for it ; give
me three pence and you shall have the
remainder.'
1 Thanks,' said the student, ' give me the
book instead of the cheese : I can eat my
bread and butter without cheese. It would be
a sin to tear the book up entirely. You are
a capital man, a practical man, but you
understand no more about poetry than does
that cask yonder.'
Now, that was an impolite speech, especially
towards the cask ; but the huckster laughed
and the student laughed, for it was only
said in fun. But the Goblin was angry that
any one should dare to say such things to a
huckster who lived in his own house and sold
the best butter.
When it was night, and the shop was closed
and all were in bed except the student, the
Goblin came forth, went into the bedroom,
and took away the good lady's tongue ; for
she did not want that while she was asleep ;
and whenever he put this tongue upon any
object in the room, the
said object acquired speech and language,
and could express its thoughts and feelings
as well as the lady herself could have done
; but only one object could use it at a
time, and that was a good thing, otherwise
they would have interrupted each other.
And the Goblin laid the tongue upon the Cask
in which the old newspapers were lying.
' Is it true,' he asked, ' that you don't
know what poetry means ? '
' Of course I know it,' replied the Cask : '
poetry is something that always stands at
the foot of a column in the newspapers, and
is sometimes cut out. I dare swear I have
more of it in me than the student, and I'm
only a poor tub compared to the huckster.'
Then the Goblin put the tongue upon the
coffee-mill, and, mercy ! how it began to go
! And he put it upon the buttercask, and on
the cashbox : they were all of the
wastepaper Cask's opinion, and the opinion
of the majority must be respected.
' Now I shall tell it to the student ! '
And with these words the Goblin went quite
quietly up the back stairs to the garret,
where the student lived. The student had
still a candle burning, and the Goblin
peeped through the keyhole, and saw that he
was reading in the torn book from downstairs.
But how light it was in his room ! Out of
the book shot a clear beam, expanding into a
thick stem, and into a mighty tree, which
grew upward and spread its branches far over
the student. Each leaf was fresh, and every
blossom was a beautiful girFs head, some
with dark sparkling eyes, others with
wonderfully clear blue orbs ; every fruit
was a gleaming star, and there was a
glorious sound of song in the student's room.
Never had the little Goblin imagined such
splendour, far less had he ever seen or
heard anything like it. He stood still on
tiptoe, and peeped in till the light went
out in the student's garret. Probably the
student blew it out, and went to bed ; but
the little Goblin remained standing there
nevertheless, for the music still sounded on,
soft and beautiful a splendid cradle song
for the student who had lain down to rest.
' This is an incomparable place/ said the
Goblin : ' I never expected such a thing ! I
should like to stay here with the student.'
And then he thought it over and thought
sensibly ; then he sighed, ' The student has
no porridge ! ' And then he went down again
to the huckster's shop : and it was a very
good thing that he got down there again at
last, for the Cask had almost worn out the
good woman's tongue, for it had spoken out
at one side everything that was contained in
it, and was just about turning itself over,
to give it out from the other side also,
when the Goblin came in, and restored the
tongue to its owner. But from that time
forth the whole shop, from the cashbox down
to the firewood, took its tone from the Cask,
and paid him such respect, and thought so
much of him, that when the huckster
afterwards read the critical articles on
theatricals and art in the newspaper, they
were persuaded the information came from the
Cask itself.
But the Goblin could no longer sit quietly
and contentedly listening to all the wisdom
down there : as soon as the light glimmered
from the garret in the evening, he felt as
if the rays were strong cables drawing him
up, and he was obliged to go and peep
through the keyhole ; and there
a feeling of greatness rolled around him,
such as we feel beside the ever-heaving sea
when the storm rushes over it, and he burst
into tears ! He did not know himself why he
was weeping, but a peculiar feeling of
pleasure mingled with his tears. How
wonderfully glorious it must be to
sit with the student under the same tree !
But that might not be he was obliged to be
content with the view through the keyhole,
and to be glad of that. There he stood on
the cold landing-place, with the autumn wind
blowing down from the loft-hole : it was
cold, very cold ; but the little
mannikin only felt that when the light in
the room was extinguished and the tones in
the tree died away. Ha ! then he shivered,
and crept down again to his warm corner,
where it was homely and comfortable.
And when Christmas came, and brought with it
the porridge and the great lump of butter,
why, then he thought the huckster the better
man.
But in the middle of the night the Goblin
was awakened by a terrible tumult and
knocking against the windowshutters. People
rapped noisily without, and the watchman
blew his horn, for a great fire had broken
out the whole street was full of smoke and
flame. Was it in the house itself or at a
neighbour's ? Where was it ? Terror seized
on all. The huckster's wife was so
bewildered that she took her gold earrings
out of her ears and put them in her pocket,
that at any rate she might save something ;
the huckster ran up for his share-papers,
and the maid for her black silk mantilla,
for she had found means to purchase one.
Each wanted to save the best thing they
possessed ; the Goblin wanted to do the same
thing, and in a few leaps he was up the
stairs and into the room of the student, who
stood quite quietly at the open window,
looking at the conflagration that was raging
in the house of the neighbour opposite. The
Goblin seized upon the wonderful book which
lay upon the table, popped it into his red
cap, and held the cap tight with both hands.
The best treasure of the house was saved ;
and now he ran up and away, quite
on to the roof of the house, on to the
chimney. There he sat, illuminated by the
flames of the burning house opposite, both
hands pressed tightly over his cap, in which
the treasure lay ; and now he knew the real
feelings of his heart, and knew to whom it
really belonged. But when the fire was
extinguished, and the Goblin could think
calmly again, why, then . . .
' I must divide myself between the two,' he
said ; ' I can't quite give up the huckster,
because of the porridge ! '
Now, that was spoken quite like a human
creature. We all of us visit the huckster
for the sake of the porridge. |