The
Days of the Week
By Hans Christian Andersen
(1872)
The Days of the Week once resolved to get
free from work, meet together, and have a
social party. Every day, however, was so
occupied, that all the year round they had
no free time at their disposal ; they must
have a whole day to themselves, and this
they really had every fourth year, the day
that is put into February to keep the
reckoning of time correct.
On that day therefore they decided to have
their meeting ; and as Shrove Tuesday falls
in February, they would come in carnival
dress, each according to his taste and usual
character ; they would eat well, drink well,
make speeches, and say pleasant and
unpleasant things to each other in the most
unconstrained good fellowship. The heroes of
old times, when at their meals, threw at
each other's heads the bones from which they
had gnawed the beef, but the Days of the
Week would overwhelm each other with showers
of wit and satire all in innocent Shrove
Tuesday merry-making.
So the extra day came, and they all met
together.
Sunday, the leader of the days,
appeared in a black silk gown ; pious people
would have supposed that he was dressed as a
clergyman about to go to .church, but the
children of the world saw that he was in
domino in order to go and enjoy himself, and
that the blushing carnation he had in his
button-hole was the little red lantern at
the theatre, which announced ' All tickets
sold ; see that you enjoy yourselves.
Monday,
a young fellow, a relative of Sunday and
especially given to enjoyment, came next. He
left the workshop, he said, when the
guard-parade took place. ' I must go out and
hear Offenbach's music. It does not affect
my head nor my heart, but it tickles the
muscles of my legs. I must dance and enjoy
myself, get a black eye, and begin work
again next day. I am the new-moon of the
week.'
Tuesday takes its name from Tiw, the
old god of strength and power. ' Yes, I am
the day of that,' said Tuesday. 1 1 set to
work, fasten the wings of Mercury to the
boots of the merchant, and see whether the
factory wheels are oiled and spinning
properly ; I insist that the tailor shall be
on his board and the paviour on the street.
Let each attend to his own work : I keep an
eye on the whole.'
'Now I come,' said Wednesday. ' I
stand in the middle of the week. The Germans
call me Mr. Midweek. I stand like the
shopman in the shop, like a flower in the
midst of all the other respected days of the
week. If we all march together, I have three
days before and three behind, like a guard
of honour. I must suppose that I am the most
distinguished day in the week.'
Thursday came dressed as a
coppersmith with a hammer and a copper
kettle ; these were the marks of his
nobility. ' I am of the highest birth,' he
said, ' heathen and divine. In the northern
lands I am named after Thor, and in the
southern after Jupiter, who both knew how to
thunder and lighten. That has remained in
the family.' And then he beat on the copper
kettle and demonstrated his high birth.
Friday was dressed like a young girl,
and called herself Freia, and by way of
change also Venus ; it depended on the
language of the country in which she
appeared. She was usually of a quiet happy
nature, she said, but to-day she was dashing
and free, for it was leap-year's day, and
that brings freedom to woman ; by old custom
she may then woo for herself, and need not
wait to be wooed.
Saturday appeared as an old
housekeeper with broom and cleaning -things.
Her favourite dish was a broth made of the
week's bread-crusts, but she did not demand
that on this festive occasion it should be
set on the table for all of them, but only
that she herself might have it ; and she got
it.
And so the Days of the Week took their
places at the table.
Here they are now described, all the seven,
ready for use in tableaux for the family
circle. In these they might be presented in
the most amusing manner possible ; we give
them here only as a playful jest for
February, the only month that gets an extra
day given to it. |